"Funny Quotes From the Web"

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... "
- Louis Hector Berlioz

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
- Robert Bloch

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
-Anonymous

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
-Anonymous

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
-Anonymous